I hear you like that stuff, so quit complaining.
Ooooh, sexual harassment!
I NEED AN ADULT.
Well, I’m about to call Coulson, so.
I’m definitely telling him you said that.
You should hide somewhere. Cause he can still kick your ass.
Morse, you sadist.
I hear you like that stuff, so quit complaining.
Ooooh, sexual harassment!
I’m telling Coulson.
Cause you called me a hipster.
Coulson doesn’t know what a hipster is. He’s ancient.
I’m definitely telling him you said that.
You should hide somewhere. Cause he can still kick your ass.
Skipping out on next week’s class, I think.
At least the day wasn’t a total loss. I spent three hours firing foam arrows at an intern in R&D. Awesome.
I’m telling Coulson.
Cause you called me a hipster.
(Source: terrwyn)
That sounds exciting and also potentially horrible.
Depends. I don’t want to sleep with you, if that’s what you’re wondering.
SKRULL. SKRULLLLLLL!
Or maybe I’ve just sampled the goods and found them lacking…
You best believe it, sport.
So. Whatcha up to?
Right now? You don’t even want to know. More Clint-brand madness.
As well as wondering where, exactly, into my life this brand new Bobbi fits…
That sounds exciting and also potentially horrible.
Depends. I don’t want to sleep with you, if that’s what you’re wondering.
Oh right, like yours is waaaaay more clever. Akahawkeye? Who thought of that one, a brain-damaged five year old?
Oh wait, you. So yeah.
Ouch, Miss Bobbi. You’re a feisty one.
You best believe it, sport.
So. Whatcha up to?
(Source: gushing-red, via gushing-red)
codebird started following you
Oh this can’t be good.
Excuse you.
You’re excused.
Codebird? Code…oh. Morse. Morse code. I get it. They teach you that at Spy school?
Oh right, like yours is waaaaay more clever. Akahawkeye? Who thought of that one, a brain-damaged five year old?
Oh wait, you. So yeah.
